Protection Ain’t Free

So the TL DR – Woman has car issues and rather than fix them, she goes on a date.(Attractive is implied) Dude asks, plans, and then takes the chick to DINNER.  Has a good conversation about something she likes.  He asks consent for a kiss.  She says no, on the reason that she’s not vaccinated.

Wait, hold on. So she went to a dinner, and then ice cream, and she has to take her mask off for that.

And she’s mad that he rolled out?  She expected him to wait around?

Now, I’m not saying bro’s should verbalize “what do you bring to the table?” but in this case

      • Can’t handle automotive responsibilities
      • All these months and she still hasn’t got vaccinated
      • Goes to the most risky place to be these days (if you’re concerned about vax)

But when it comes time for a kiss…

I don’t blame the dude.

The proper player move was to

    1. Be Non-plussed when you get denied (and screen better, cause broads that wanna talk literary theory…)
    2. Actually “white knight for a bit”
    3. Keep track of when she said she didn’t vax
    4. Eventually bang  (trust me, the bang is NEVER worth waiting for when a chick puts conditions on it)
    5. Don’t ever call her again

If she wants closure, you go back through your list, and tell the chick she’s a bird.

That out of the way, this is one of the conspiratorial comments.

There have been comments suggesting we have a massive book/online resource to record all these scrotes.

Imagine if all the guys in your city had a database recording all of your dealings with Tinder chicks.

  • Older than her pics
  • Fatter than her pics
  • Shorter than her pics
  • Actually has kids.
  • Brought up feminist talking points when we weren’t talking about feminism
  • Puts out, 5 stars

FDS, the gift that keeps on giving

-Archie

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